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9:49pm September 1, 2014
slushiemountain:

spacetwinks:

highlights from jelly belly’s ‘literally eat shit, we hate you’ line of flavors

I just gave away my last of these. Bean Boozled~

ok so i had a harry potter party and naturally i had these same things (bertie boots every flavored beans) and i gave them as party favors. this one kid goes home and his sister pours them in a bowl and throws away the box and his dad comes over thinking that they are good old fashioned yummaliscious jelly beans so he takes the whole bowl and dumps it in his mouth aND GETS ALL THESE FLAVOURS CONFLICTING IN HIS MOUTH LIKE BARF EARTHWORM DIRT COTTON CANDY BLUEBERRY GRASS YOU NAME IT

slushiemountain:

spacetwinks:

highlights from jelly belly’s ‘literally eat shit, we hate you’ line of flavors

I just gave away my last of these. Bean Boozled~

ok so i had a harry potter party and naturally i had these same things (bertie boots every flavored beans) and i gave them as party favors. this one kid goes home and his sister pours them in a bowl and throws away the box and his dad comes over thinking that they are good old fashioned yummaliscious jelly beans so he takes the whole bowl and dumps it in his mouth aND GETS ALL THESE FLAVOURS CONFLICTING IN HIS MOUTH LIKE BARF EARTHWORM DIRT COTTON CANDY BLUEBERRY GRASS YOU NAME IT

9:44pm September 1, 2014

thementalpotato:

starkspangledfeelings:

rhinestonelives:

pizzaforpresident:

barackfuckingobama:

robert downey jr’s name is actually robert 

like 

his friends call him robert 

not robert downey jr

thats weird

sometimes i realize that his last name isn’t junior

it’s downey

and i’m like woah

oh god his drivers license probably says downey, robert

I’ve heard some of his close friends call him Bob.

Bob.

bob

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how though

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9:43pm September 1, 2014

literally my favorite commercial ever.

9:43pm September 1, 2014

heislikefireburningthroughtime:

my mum just told me to “stop being so depressed all the time”

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9:42pm September 1, 2014
alaskaisnotlost:

preachfood:

jabb3r-jay:


gaymur-gurl:


alexandraerin:


breakthenorm:


redcloud:


thedaddycomplex:


futurefantastic:


jonny5fefrenzy:


-knock knock.
—who’s there?
-freedom.


freedom would never knock
freedom rings


And if it takes longer than 30 minutes, your freedom is free.


If you experience freedom lasting four hours or more, contact your physician immediately.


eagle sold separately  


*Some restrictions apply.


batteries not included


some assembly required
eagle cage sold separately 




The beauty of the comments on this post…

alaskaisnotlost:

preachfood:

jabb3r-jay:

gaymur-gurl:

alexandraerin:

breakthenorm:

redcloud:

thedaddycomplex:

futurefantastic:

jonny5fefrenzy:

-knock knock.

—who’s there?

-freedom.

freedom would never knock

freedom rings

And if it takes longer than 30 minutes, your freedom is free.

If you experience freedom lasting four hours or more, contact your physician immediately.

eagle sold separately  

*Some restrictions apply.

batteries not included

some assembly required

eagle cage sold separately 

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The beauty of the comments on this post…

9:42pm September 1, 2014

strictmom:

there are probably more lost bobby pins than there are people in this world

9:41pm September 1, 2014

torrentab:

thunderswarehouse:

thegreatgau8inthesky:

victran:

witchybearcub:

insertcreativetitle:

Future Industries is helping people fire bend. 

Do you realize what I would do with this?!!

oh fuck

My go-to home defense weapon

MY BODY IS READY

Oh god I want this!

9:39pm September 1, 2014
  • Status: Rain! :)
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9:39pm September 1, 2014
muirin007:

snapslikethis:


Just look at all of their faces individually

all i can see is james potter, kingsley shacklebolt, and sirius black high fiving in an ootp meeting 
help

THAT LAST COMMENT

muirin007:

snapslikethis:

Just look at all of their faces individually

all i can see is james potter, kingsley shacklebolt, and sirius black high fiving in an ootp meeting 

help

THAT LAST COMMENT

9:37pm September 1, 2014
tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

9:33pm September 1, 2014

nebroska:

nebroska:

does anyone remember the movie where the teenage boy was actually a mermaid or did i hallucinate it

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I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS OH MY GOD

9:32pm September 1, 2014

GUYS BUT WAIT HERE ME OUT

WHAT IF THIS HAPPENED

"Where am I?"

"Hello, Amy. I’m Missy. Welcome to Heaven."

"I do believe someone has been waiting to see you."

"Amy?"

"Rory…"

9:13pm September 1, 2014
9:11pm September 1, 2014
charliez98:

I need this!!

charliez98:

I need this!!