kyoto is literally an anagram of tokyo
LOOK AT THE GUY ON THE COUCH ON THE RIGHT
the guy on the right is the epitome of tumblr he probably did that at his job interview and theyre like youre hired
ANYONE ELSE NOTICED THE DOG GUYS THEY HAVE A DOG
I feel like my blog is a disgrace if i dont reblog this
I bet the lounge room have like Mean Girls playing & someone serving them Starbucks
I bet the guy on the couch is responsible for tumblr vid player.
a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.
what the fuck
shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous
Be prepared to participate in no dick decemberbe prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit
I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOU
like BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU
Some people take this website to seriously.
*leaves facebook forever*
Don’t EVER wish you had cancer. THAT CRAP IS A MESS AND IT IS A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH DON’T JOKE ABOUT THAT MY MOM HAD STAGE 2 COLON CANCER AND THAT WAS A PRETTY SCARY TIME BECAUSE I THOUGHT I MIGHT LOSE HER.
IF YOU OR SOMEONE YOU KNOW HAS PANIC ATTACKS, PANIC DISORDER, ANXIETY, DEPRESSION OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE READ AND REBLOG
THIS IS A COLORING BOOK DESIGNED TO CALM YOU DOWN
IT FEATURES DESIGNS THAT ARE STARTED FOR YOU SO YOU CAN MATCH THE COLORS AND COLOR THE REST OR DO IT ON YOUR OWN
"From doodling with loose lines and loops to coloring in complex designs, every activity in this book has been carefully crafted so you can enjoy the satisfaction of creating something beautiful….
With coloring and doodling, you need have no fear of making mistakes or failing. There is no right or wrong technique, only the opportunity to create stunning art. That’s why this book contains no rules or complicated step-by-step instructions – you don’t even have to stay within the lines if you don’t want to.”
THAT IS LITERALLY THE MOST CALMING INTRODUCTION EVER
HERE ARE SOME SAMPLE PAGES
AND THERE ARE PLACES WHERE YOU CAN DOODLE TOO JUST GO TO THE BACK OF THE BOOK
HERE ARE SOME PAGES FROM THAT PART OF THE BOOK
SO ALL IN ALL THIS A PRETTY SWEET BOOK
THIS PARTICULAR BOOK DOESN’T COME OUT UNTIL SEPTEMBER 2, BUT HERE IS THE SITE WHERE YOU CAN PREORDER IT
I HOPE THAT YOU FIND IT AS CALMING AS I DO
So I found this website which has really cute fandom stuff…
and then there’s this glow-in-the-dark gem…
but also if you hover over the picture it shows you what the item looks like in plus size…
so yeah you guys should probably check it out
GUYS THIS IS REALLY AWESOME WE NEED TO SIGNAL BOOST THIS SHIT
Aw thank you!!! :)