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9:02pm July 22, 2014
mad-munch:

if i were a bird

mad-munch:

if i were a bird

8:47am July 22, 2014

itssassyphan:

reigisaswimminginmyheart:

ah2spooky:

beahbeah:

also: SPACE SHEETS

i literally can’t imagine a scenario where a person wouldn’t want these

The sex would be

OUT OF THIS WORLD

GET OUT

OF THIS WORLD

10:08pm July 21, 2014

kyoto is literally an anagram of tokyo

7:05pm July 21, 2014
idontconsenttosearches:

timehlord:

caraeleanor:

skateon-and-keepcalm:

sexcouture:

mymymycroft:

catch-thecumbersnitch:

shut-up-merlin:

laughingsquid:

Where they make the Tumblr

LOOK AT THE GUY ON THE COUCH ON THE RIGHT

the guy on the right is the epitome of tumblr he probably did that at his job interview and theyre like youre hired

ANYONE ELSE NOTICED THE DOG GUYS THEY HAVE A DOG

I feel like my blog is a disgrace if i dont reblog this

I bet the lounge room have like Mean Girls playing & someone serving them Starbucks

DREAM JOB

I bet the guy on the couch is responsible for tumblr vid player.

Hire me

idontconsenttosearches:

timehlord:

caraeleanor:

skateon-and-keepcalm:

sexcouture:

mymymycroft:

catch-thecumbersnitch:

shut-up-merlin:

laughingsquid:

Where they make the Tumblr

LOOK AT THE GUY ON THE COUCH ON THE RIGHT

the guy on the right is the epitome of tumblr he probably did that at his job interview and theyre like youre hired

ANYONE ELSE NOTICED THE DOG GUYS THEY HAVE A DOG

I feel like my blog is a disgrace if i dont reblog this

I bet the lounge room have like Mean Girls playing & someone serving them Starbucks

DREAM JOB

I bet the guy on the couch is responsible for tumblr vid player.

Hire me

7:03pm July 21, 2014

monobeartheater:

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

4:10pm July 21, 2014

moonlettuce:

believersneverdie5:

FUCK YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

::HYPERVENTILATES::

4:09pm July 21, 2014

2 Types of Smutty Fanfict

shippingqueen:

  1. 32 chapter fanfict with actual plot before any frick frack happens
  2. one-shot where the characters are at some public place and then all of a sudden someone’s dick is in someone’s ass

there is no inbetween

2:21pm July 21, 2014
electricsed:

jamborii:

klefable:

skatersaint:

klefable:

shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous 

Be prepared to participate in no dick december

be prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit

I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOUlike BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU

electricsed:

jamborii:

klefable:

skatersaint:

klefable:

shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous 

Be prepared to participate in no dick december

be prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit

I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOU
like BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU

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2:20pm July 21, 2014

Some people take this website to seriously. 

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2:19pm July 21, 2014
lamamama:

moeoftoe:

#the hottest boyband in camelot


LOOSEN YOUR BODICE (AW YEAH, FAIR MAIDEN)

lamamama:

moeoftoe:

#the hottest boyband in camelot

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LOOSEN YOUR BODICE (AW YEAH, FAIR MAIDEN)

2:18pm July 21, 2014
australianpikachu:

australianpikachu:

*leaves facebook forever*



Don’t EVER wish you had cancer. THAT CRAP IS A MESS AND IT IS A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH DON’T JOKE ABOUT THAT MY MOM HAD STAGE 2 COLON CANCER AND THAT WAS A PRETTY SCARY TIME BECAUSE I THOUGHT I MIGHT LOSE HER.

australianpikachu:

australianpikachu:

*leaves facebook forever*

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Don’t EVER wish you had cancer. THAT CRAP IS A MESS AND IT IS A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH DON’T JOKE ABOUT THAT MY MOM HAD STAGE 2 COLON CANCER AND THAT WAS A PRETTY SCARY TIME BECAUSE I THOUGHT I MIGHT LOSE HER.

2:14pm July 21, 2014

crowleylovelykingofhell:

morelikehiddlestunning:

silent-fun:

Tom Hiddleston as the other Holmes brother - variation 2

yes.

good.

yes. thats good. really. i can deal with it

2:12pm July 21, 2014

IF YOU OR SOMEONE YOU KNOW HAS PANIC ATTACKS, PANIC DISORDER, ANXIETY, DEPRESSION OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE READ AND REBLOG

THIS IS A COLORING BOOK DESIGNED TO CALM YOU DOWN

IT FEATURES DESIGNS THAT ARE STARTED FOR YOU SO YOU CAN MATCH THE COLORS AND COLOR THE REST OR DO IT ON YOUR OWN

"From doodling with loose lines and loops to coloring in complex designs, every activity in this book has been carefully crafted so you can enjoy the satisfaction of creating something beautiful….

With coloring and doodling, you need have no fear of making mistakes or failing. There is no right or wrong technique, only the opportunity to create stunning art. That’s why this book contains no rules or complicated step-by-step instructions – you don’t even have to stay within the lines if you don’t want to.”

THAT IS LITERALLY THE MOST CALMING INTRODUCTION EVER

HERE ARE SOME SAMPLE PAGES

AND THERE ARE PLACES WHERE YOU CAN DOODLE TOO JUST GO TO THE BACK OF THE BOOK

HERE ARE SOME PAGES FROM THAT PART OF THE BOOK

SO ALL IN ALL THIS A PRETTY SWEET BOOK

THIS PARTICULAR BOOK DOESN’T COME OUT UNTIL SEPTEMBER 2, BUT HERE IS THE SITE WHERE YOU CAN PREORDER IT

I HOPE THAT YOU FIND IT AS CALMING AS I DO

1:55pm July 21, 2014

fat-sweatpants-and-chocolate:

johnlock-is-sublime:

So I found this website which has really cute fandom stuff…

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and then there’s this glow-in-the-dark gem…

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but also if you hover over the picture it shows you what the item looks like in plus size…

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so yeah you guys should probably check it out 

GUYS THIS IS REALLY AWESOME WE NEED TO SIGNAL BOOST THIS SHIT

9:43am July 21, 2014
the-consulting-angel-who-waited asked: I love your blog so much!! ahhh its so amazing :3

Aw thank you!!! :)