highlights from jelly belly’s ‘literally eat shit, we hate you’ line of flavors
I just gave away my last of these. Bean Boozled~
ok so i had a harry potter party and naturally i had these same things (bertie boots every flavored beans) and i gave them as party favors. this one kid goes home and his sister pours them in a bowl and throws away the box and his dad comes over thinking that they are good old fashioned yummaliscious jelly beans so he takes the whole bowl and dumps it in his mouth aND GETS ALL THESE FLAVOURS CONFLICTING IN HIS MOUTH LIKE BARF EARTHWORM DIRT COTTON CANDY BLUEBERRY GRASS YOU NAME IT
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- Artist: Sweet Poffin
- Track Name: Hellfire
#oh no #nope #nein #this was completely and utterly unnecessary #why is this #I mean #now of course I want all the rule 63ed Frollo #gaunt sharp-edged implacable Mistress of Justice #she wanted to be a martyr but Rome fell long ago—she wanted to be a mystic bride of christ but the visions never came #so instead she is this—Sophia and Justita; blind and never-stinting #her flesh mortified and her will righteous #but then #Esmerelda #dancing on the rue de la cite #the love is still terrible and twisted; the shame is still burning under Frollo’s skin however she tries to fisplace it #…but god do I want that story
It was just going to be a sketch and then my hand slipped
oh my actual god yes yes yes
It’s much more sinister and terrifying with the same female pronouns when you consider that lesbian and bisexual women have actually been burned to death by the church. It adds another chilling layer to this song.
robert downey jr’s name is actually robert
his friends call him robert
not robert downey jr
sometimes i realize that his last name isn’t junior
and i’m like woah
oh god his drivers license probably says downey, robert
I’ve heard some of his close friends call him Bob.
literally my favorite commercial ever.
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*Some restrictions apply.
batteries not included
some assembly required
eagle cage sold separately
The beauty of the comments on this post…
- Status: Rain! :)
- Older person on Facebook: Us too, so badly needed as well. Tell your mom I said hi. How is the family? Tell everyone hi from us. We miss you all so much. Wish we could be there. You're a beautiful young woman.
GUYS BUT WAIT HERE ME OUT
WHAT IF THIS HAPPENED
"Where am I?"
"Hello, Amy. I’m Missy. Welcome to Heaven."
"I do believe someone has been waiting to see you."