Disclaimer: These are all set AFTER my previous Kurt x Baba Yaga fic “The Season of the Witch.” Some will take place before the events of Avengers: Endgame and rest will take place after the Blip. Also, Baba Yaga’s name in this is Yekaterina (her Russian diminutive is Katya).
not to bring up hp discourse but why tf didn’t Ravenclaws make it their year’s goal to maliciously comply to umbridge’s educational decrees? like I would have made it my life’s mission to bog that bitch down with so much paperwork she would HAVE to quit. all weasley products banned? all right, bet… any literature or research published by former professor Matilda Weasley that might be part of the curriculum is off the table. please revise the curriculum and submit it to the ministry for approval. all incoming and outgoing mail will be under review? fine, guess who just signed up for literally every wizarding catalog EVER which means that you now have piles of my mail to go through? we’re banned from discussing “the upsetting incidents from the previous year”? very well… what constitutes as upsetting? Is any event I consider to be upset prohibited? I’m sorry, I’m afraid I can’t use the curriculum I did last year to facilitate this year’s studies; it was very upsetting to me. we must submit complaints about Hogwarts staff in writing? guess who is going to be receiving an extremely detailed tome of every single professor’s every action that mildly inconvenienced me since I started school? I would make that bitch QUIT
idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol
One time when I was younger I was refusing to take headache medicine and my mom said “the person who invented that medicine is probably so sad you won’t let them help you” and now every time I find myself denying medicine I just imagine the saddest scientist making those big wet eyes like “why won’t you let me help” and whoop then I take the medicine
ok hear me out: a demon and a priest in a “Tom and Jerry” relationship where the demon is just a little shit and the priest keeps on trying to exorcise the demon but the demon keeps on going “fuck you”
Gwendoline Christie - Met Gala 2023 - Behind the Scenes
Game of Thrones and Wednesday star Gwendoline Christie was resplendent in a Fendi gown that perfectly offset her fair features; and to match, her beauty look by NARS was pared back and glowing.
i swear on my fucking life if jemaine is not in the live-action moana remake i’m going to step in front of a bus bc what’s the fucking point if he isn’t my sparkly giant crab??????
Just so we’re all on the same page with the writer’s strike.
If during the strike, it’s announced about AI generated shows. We are not watching them. Not even out of curiosity. Let them fail every AI generated show they try make.
The human voice can not be replaced by AI. Don’t let them try.
am i insane or should masks be mandated for hospitals as a permanent installation. a forever institution. always. covid is an irrelevant factor when hospitals are always full of both very sick and very immunocompromised people..?
